Tenth BANGERade already? Let me take a moment to formally define what it is I try to accomplish with these posts. A 'BANGER' in my opinion is any sort of synth-based version of Tom Waits voice that is "soaked in a vat of bourbon, left hanging in the smokehouse for a few months and then taken outside and run over with a car." Therefore, we could (perhaps not ought) to deduce the meaning of 'BANGERade' as a refreshing Jersey Shore episode. It's too much to handle but impossible to turn off. Typically it takes me the week to find and compile BANGERade worthy of making your ears bleed. On occasion, if you're lucky, you'll stumble upon an artist that truly nails it. Now, I admit it is possible that too much sleep deprivation has lead me to believe I've discovered a musical messiah to the likes of DeadMau5, Skrillex, Pretty Lights, etc. On the other hand, it's also possible that you'll experience a completely novel affect when you press play - one that could only be explained as Ephixa.
'What the hell's Ephixa,' you ask. "Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Grab your nicest pair of headphones/speakers, hand lotion and some tissues. You're going to need it.
Love the Charlie Sheen in the 2nd song @11:00
ReplyDeletewell this post has proven that i really like ephixa.
ReplyDeletewell done.