Saturday, April 23, 2011
Always go big. Don't even think about going home.
Hey some hilarious sayings/ tips can be found here: http://www.brotipshq.com/
Thursday, April 21, 2011
BANGERade10
Tenth BANGERade already? Let me take a moment to formally define what it is I try to accomplish with these posts. A 'BANGER' in my opinion is any sort of synth-based version of Tom Waits voice that is "soaked in a vat of bourbon, left hanging in the smokehouse for a few months and then taken outside and run over with a car." Therefore, we could (perhaps not ought) to deduce the meaning of 'BANGERade' as a refreshing Jersey Shore episode. It's too much to handle but impossible to turn off. Typically it takes me the week to find and compile BANGERade worthy of making your ears bleed. On occasion, if you're lucky, you'll stumble upon an artist that truly nails it. Now, I admit it is possible that too much sleep deprivation has lead me to believe I've discovered a musical messiah to the likes of DeadMau5, Skrillex, Pretty Lights, etc. On the other hand, it's also possible that you'll experience a completely novel affect when you press play - one that could only be explained as Ephixa.
Lost Woods Dubstep by ephixa
the no big deal mixtape - Ephixa by ephixa
Sierra Leone - Mt Eden Dubstep (Ephixa Remix) by ephixa
2Step Hardstyle WIP by ephixa
Trance Chords by ephixa
Always Bored by ephixa
Omgidonteven(PREVIEW) - Ephixa by ephixa
Ephixa - 3 (RockTheMelody RMX) by ephixa
Pop Tart Cat ( Nyan Cat ) Electro Remix by ephixa
Song Of Storms DUBSTEP mix by ephixa
Song of storms rework. Let me know if this mixdown sounds better. by ephixa
'What the hell's Ephixa,' you ask. "Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Grab your nicest pair of headphones/speakers, hand lotion and some tissues. You're going to need it.
Lost Woods Dubstep by ephixa
the no big deal mixtape - Ephixa by ephixa
Sierra Leone - Mt Eden Dubstep (Ephixa Remix) by ephixa
2Step Hardstyle WIP by ephixa
Trance Chords by ephixa
Always Bored by ephixa
Omgidonteven(PREVIEW) - Ephixa by ephixa
Ephixa - 3 (RockTheMelody RMX) by ephixa
Pop Tart Cat ( Nyan Cat ) Electro Remix by ephixa
Song Of Storms DUBSTEP mix by ephixa
Song of storms rework. Let me know if this mixdown sounds better. by ephixa
Monday, April 18, 2011
Sunday, April 17, 2011
BANGERade9
1. Nancy Sinatra /// Bang Bang (White Noise Remix)
2. Dillon Francis - Beautician by DILLONFRANCIS
3. Collie Buddz - Come Around (Mimosa Remix) by kaysenpoint
4. Jason Falkner - Only You (Zeds Dead Remix) by zedsdead
5. James Blake - Limit To Your Love (Benny Benassi Remix) (Live Rip) by SoundLogik
And your weekly mixtape should be downloaded here.
STFU or GTFO (The Greatest Dubstep Mix Ever Made) by wick-it
2. Dillon Francis - Beautician by DILLONFRANCIS
3. Collie Buddz - Come Around (Mimosa Remix) by kaysenpoint
4. Jason Falkner - Only You (Zeds Dead Remix) by zedsdead
5. James Blake - Limit To Your Love (Benny Benassi Remix) (Live Rip) by SoundLogik
And your weekly mixtape should be downloaded here.
STFU or GTFO (The Greatest Dubstep Mix Ever Made) by wick-it
Monday, April 11, 2011
BANGERade8
New LuvStep...Be sure to check out 1 and 2 if you haven't already. Free downloads available. Great workout mixes.
Luvstep Live at the Mad Decent Block Party (7/31/10) by flufftronix
Download link to Luvstep2.
Luvstep Live at the Mad Decent Block Party (7/31/10) by flufftronix
Download link to Luvstep2.
Friday, April 8, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
One Illmerica
A remix of one of DaBaws's wake up calls a while ago. This track is meant to be played loud, and a good song for a running playlist, too.
Kastra - One Illmerica (Swedish House Mafia vs. Wolfgang Garnter)
Kastra - One Illmerica (Swedish House Mafia vs. Wolfgang Garnter)
Monday, April 4, 2011
Ray Lewis Sports Science
So, in this battle between a SWAT team battering ram and Ray Lewis, who will win? Watch the video to find out.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
BANGERade7
[I've added some songs to Steampad (click play all below) if you want to have some music on for background music. Note: this doesn't link in soundcloud or youtube files.]
*Complements of Earmilk, ThisSongisSick, The Music Ninja, The Audio Muffin, ThisBonusTrack, & Vacay Wave
Just a few more weeks of school. Let's go out with a BANGerade.
Tracklist & Download Links:
*Complements of Earmilk, ThisSongisSick, The Music Ninja, The Audio Muffin, ThisBonusTrack, & Vacay Wave
Just a few more weeks of school. Let's go out with a BANGerade.
Friday, April 1, 2011
ChaBroDawg
Gentlemen,
It is with great relief that I write this post. I need to get something off my chest that has been there for oh so long. Recently I have found myself more and more attracted to that man in the single. You know which one I am talking about; he wears flannels all the time and I often see his Colorado tanned body wheelin' around campus on one of those over sized skateboards. I just can't take it anymore.
We never did let anyone know why we decided not to live together this year, it is time you know the truth.
One hazy May evening last spring both the ChaBroDawg and myself had been out at the bars enjoying ourselves, indulging in the magic "Jus". Now this was back before the 4Loko craze, so this was some powerful shiz, ya know!
Anyways, we returned from our indulgence to our fabled room in Larson. Nate went immediately to bed and looked like a light sleeping bear in hibernation . So cute, except anytime I moved my chair or opened a closet door he awoke. One time, I moved my chair a little too far.
"Hey, man can you quiet down? I've got physics in the morning, bro." Nate gargled.
"I am so sorry, Nate. Is there anyway I can make it up to you?" I responded.
I slowly reached down and removed one of my socks. The second I struggled to remove, and hopped around the room on one foot like a rodeo clown until it was off. Then I slowly sauntered over to Nate's bed and hopped in. I felt his warm body against mine. The scratchiness of his lumberjack like beard made it even more sensual.
"Dude, what are you doing, get off," said Nate. "This isn't cool"
"It would be cooler if you put your flannel on," I hinted.
What happened next is too graphic to write out, but can best be described in this video. Dark, confusing, loud.
After the blood had settled and we had sent Nate's sheets to the washer, he spoke to me.
"We can never, ever do that again."
"Okay tight," I said, rolling over to pass out.
"No man, get into your own bed, I can't sleep with two people on these things," he said, pushing me out.
"Sounds good, night!"
And so that is the story. We both awoke the next morning in a pool of fluids. Nate unaware where his sheets were, and I was missing my dignity. For both of us, I ask that you do not post this anywhere where someone other than SP012 could see it.
Keep it Secret, Keep it Safe.
PS. I still pitch a major tent anytime I see/hear/sense Nate in any of the following situations:
Bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
It is with great relief that I write this post. I need to get something off my chest that has been there for oh so long. Recently I have found myself more and more attracted to that man in the single. You know which one I am talking about; he wears flannels all the time and I often see his Colorado tanned body wheelin' around campus on one of those over sized skateboards. I just can't take it anymore.
We never did let anyone know why we decided not to live together this year, it is time you know the truth.
One hazy May evening last spring both the ChaBroDawg and myself had been out at the bars enjoying ourselves, indulging in the magic "Jus". Now this was back before the 4Loko craze, so this was some powerful shiz, ya know!
Anyways, we returned from our indulgence to our fabled room in Larson. Nate went immediately to bed and looked like a light sleeping bear in hibernation . So cute, except anytime I moved my chair or opened a closet door he awoke. One time, I moved my chair a little too far.
"Hey, man can you quiet down? I've got physics in the morning, bro." Nate gargled.
"I am so sorry, Nate. Is there anyway I can make it up to you?" I responded.
I slowly reached down and removed one of my socks. The second I struggled to remove, and hopped around the room on one foot like a rodeo clown until it was off. Then I slowly sauntered over to Nate's bed and hopped in. I felt his warm body against mine. The scratchiness of his lumberjack like beard made it even more sensual.
"Dude, what are you doing, get off," said Nate. "This isn't cool"
"It would be cooler if you put your flannel on," I hinted.
What happened next is too graphic to write out, but can best be described in this video. Dark, confusing, loud.
After the blood had settled and we had sent Nate's sheets to the washer, he spoke to me.
"We can never, ever do that again."
"Okay tight," I said, rolling over to pass out.
"No man, get into your own bed, I can't sleep with two people on these things," he said, pushing me out.
"Sounds good, night!"
And so that is the story. We both awoke the next morning in a pool of fluids. Nate unaware where his sheets were, and I was missing my dignity. For both of us, I ask that you do not post this anywhere where someone other than SP012 could see it.
Keep it Secret, Keep it Safe.
PS. I still pitch a major tent anytime I see/hear/sense Nate in any of the following situations:
Bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
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