BIWEEKLY BANGERade - Bitches ain't shit

My boys! My FUCKING BOYS! I gotta spit some shit at ya'll.

I have been repre-mothing fucking-senting MINNESNOWTA like it's my job down here.  Elle and I (Team Salmonella - pronounced "sam-n'-ella" have been busting shit up and fucking tear down Nola town.  i have about 12 pounds of beads around my neck from today.  pictures will come soon from elles camera.  But seriously, I will be living in New Orleans next year for fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking sure. I met with the dean of undergrad admissions yesterday and he kicked ass.  Hopefully, I'll be in the masters program here.  Anyway, I'm obviously wasted. elle, my lovely little sister, aka the shit gueringer, is pussing out because we partied until sunrise this morning but I'm going to do it like 5 days in a row.  Please define a bender as a nowstop fucking partyfest.

My brothers, my fucking best friends, the point is, comma, semicolon; colon: THE POINT IS! I wish ya'll were here.  We would tear this shit up like a fucking chainsaw. RAWRRRRR. I seriously will be pissed as FUCK if we don't ALL come down here next year for Mardi Gras.  I can't believe how much fun this is and I really want you all to experience what I'm experiencing.  It's like fucking a victoria secert model, having her plead for more when you can't give it, then fucking her five mroe times because you are the shit.

Hermes, Rage Brigade, SEX POD, you are all the shit.  don't you ever fucking ever EVER (ever is a pretty cool word) be anything other than yourselves.  Our pod of ten, our lovefest, my brothers, our alpha-male-idoitic wolf pack,  is so fucking cool its unreal.  I wanna show you morther fuckers off.  I miss you like your a lifelong girlfriend.

I must part and go back to the Boot (local bar --> we started drinking (absolutely still drunk) at 11 am for a crawfish boil at the boot this morning (notice the 5 hours of sleep professional drinker) kfjdkfj

Since this is the sexpod music blog please enjoy my song of the day.  The first of many BIWEEKLY BANGERade - Hella Good (Savoy 20k Mix) - (if your in a rush start the song at 1:00 min)


The waiting december to my fall,

ram

You shouldn’t take life too seriously. You will never get out alive. - Van Wilder

ps. bitches ain't shit but sexy and fun.